tootricky:

Chibi the conure relaxes and enjoys scritches (source)

duplication:

studies show its always my fault

mond0:

sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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unfollowfriday:

when you and your buddy are low on potassium

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squigglydigg:

dog out of water.  solution: eat other dog

posted 1 day ago with 143,783 notes via tomoisjpn ( ©6woofs )

stopwhitepeopleforever:

animegeek1130:

stopwhitepeopleforever:

iloveitwhenyoucallmebigappa:

thedeviousplot:

leunq:

wtf

wtf

get the fuck out

I want Plankton to plow my ass into the 4th dimension, I want my ass to be the reason he doesn’t give up when he fails to steal the krabby patty formula, I want you to send me to bikini bottom with 40 tanks of oxygen cause I’m gonna be on that dick for 40 days and 40 nights and then some I don’t give a fuck I’ll die riding that dick

please calm down ma’m

I’m a guy

posted 1 day ago with 78,685 notes via opalanium ( ©andrope )

fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

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jcksfrost